The Trainer

We had a trainer come in and help us learn to train the dog. We liked her very much. She was extremely nice and helpful and knowledgeable. But I shit you not, this is what she told us. I couldn't resist.

Trainer: You know, it's important not to give your dogs people food. They do not need fruits and veggies as some people think.
Us: Okay
Trainer: After all, dogs are carnivals and don't need that stuff like we do.


Nuff said.