I had to write about this for you to enjoy. Some of you have heard this story, but it's a good one that others won't want to miss out on. I am reminded of it because this particular friend is still trying to score a relationship with this other particular woman. We'll call them Dick and Jane.
I have a great friend from high school that I talk to once in a while. His name is Dick. He has a hard time getting women, but there is one that he is interested in that we also went to school with. She is the queen of mixed signals, but that is neither here nor there. He's not exactly a charmer, which results in awkward silences and strange looks, and needless to say, no second dates.
It was around Christmas last year when he asked her out on a date. He went and picked her up, and she was wearing heels.
Jane: What are we going to do tonight? I want to wear proper footwear.
Dick: I thought we might go walk around Bronson park.
Jane: Oh, okay, I'll get some other shoes.
Dick: You should be okay.
Jane: What if I slip and fall?
Dick: Don't worry. I'll catch you...I'm really strong. I can practically bench about 600 lbs.
Jane: :::looks at him and says nothing:::
L M A O. I almost died when I heard this. Seriously? I'm really strong? He may as well have said, "listen, ya fat fatty, don't squash me on your way down." I asked him, "are you serious?! You really said this?! You can't bench that much! Or even close to it. What did she say?!"
His response?
"I don't think she gets my humor."
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